Wha- OW! Who-who's [i]throwing[/i] donations?! No high-velocity experiments a-allowed!! [size=10]M-m-my safety equipment i-is still being updated...[/size] If you would [i]please[/i] donate in a, uh, calm and o-orderly fashion, I could use the help... As you may know, o-or not?, one of the Review Committee’s chief c-concerns about my experiments is that there was very little insight into my, um, “transparency for the c-community at large”… So n-now that they’ve allowed me to start experimenting on the Tattered Weave again, I will e-endeavor to keep the s-student body more informed. Therefore, I’ve been making some, uh, s-safety updates to my experiments on the relationship between the Tatters and raw matter, and n-now I am ready to build some new equipment to enable my experiments to p-proceed! A-any [b]donations to the [url=/npcs/10]University Lab[/url][/b] will begin progress toward a [b]new discovery[/b]! [size=10]Of some sort... I still have to calibrate the hardware such that... mumble...[/size] A-anyway, th-thanks for listening! Um. That’s the whole update, you c-can go back to your holiday shopping…..

Those of you with a [item]Behind the Scenes Subscription[/item] may have an idea what's cooking in that Lab of his. Anyone who missed out on backing our Kickstarter can always get a 30-day Subscription item by [url=/premium]donating[/url] to the site!

*hefts a brick in my hand* building materials, eh

:eyes eyes eyes: Or I guess in Lycus' case it should be :Eyebrows Eyebrows Eyebrows:

[b][P.][/b] HOWLS AND FALLS OUT OF THEIR SEAT PLOT PLOT PLOT

*rummages around for more things to donate in the name of science*

Woo for progress! I'll have to see what spare junk I have in my inventory for donating. Though I've been so low on time recently, I've not been gaining items at my usual rate...

Oh neat! I'm always down for helping lycus When my wrist is all better I'll hop right to donating [s]eyebrows[/s] a vast array of unique items. *cough.*

i'm always down to help lycus for science and only science totally

[size=10]Y’all stop throwing stuff at him! That’s very rude. You shouldn’t throw things in a science lab.[/size]

[quote="Gwendolyn"] [size=10]Y’all stop throwing stuff at him! That’s very rude. You shouldn’t throw things in a science lab.[/size] [/quote] *tosses Gwen in* [url=/npcs/10][@Lycus][/url] don't melt this one but I'm sure she would love to help :3