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Event Update: Xenia

by Lycus » February 19, 2019 12:21 PM

Last Edited: February 22, 2019 05:04 PM

Okay, livestream v-viewers, we’re continuing our travels through the Cosmic Solarium, and we’re almost out of the Core… Although SOMEBODY k-keeps shouting at us about it… Anyway, I estimate that we’re getting pretty close to Rigby’s friend Xenia-

Assessment = correct! Nibblug has calculated that Lycus is 2.07 minutes from entering Automated Nursery Designation Code 4A62XEN, according to this delectable holo-map data drive!

N-no, wait, Nibblug, that’s n-not for nibbling.. uh… just be patient? I'd guess that the Automated Nursery will have lots of things that are safe to chew, er, pr-provided that we make the assumption that Solarium babies act like my little sister used to… Ah! This-this should be the c-correct grate!



Wh... whoa? Everything looks so p-perfect up here... it's hard to look at this and remember that e-everything's falling apart down below... I wonder why they have such a drastic divide... Do you think that's on purpose? The way that PA System was talking, maybe... I-I better hurry up, j-just in case. Let's see, um, so where's the building where Xenia lives.. Is this it? I hope this is it....

Hello? Xenia? Red t-told me that you’d be ready to meet us…
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Re: Event Update: Xenia

by Elliot » February 19, 2019 12:22 PM

*kzzt*

Oh, sunshine and rainbows, you’ve brought an alien into a Crust nursery. I can’t think of a single way that this could possibly backfire!

Listen, babies are one thing, but you better not try bringing that creature anywhere near K- the Commander. You hear me? Because I’d be delighted to personally eject you straight back into the Black Hole.
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Re: Event Update: Xenia

by RiGBy » February 19, 2019 12:23 PM

B:/ Yes, thank you, my point precisely! This nonsense is exactly why I’ve been advocating for increased security protocols! Why couldn’t that reckless Red have given our Administrator access to a sensible organic like the individual behind this PA system, instead of assigning it to all of these blasted hackers?! We’ve already been hurt enough - I won’t let you manipulate Red in his time of distress! KZZZT!!!

R:/ Blue! You’re starting to sound almost like your old self again. BEEP BEEP! Oh, thank the stars, my emotion drives are aglow with joy!
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Re: Event Update: Xenia

by Xenia » February 19, 2019 12:24 PM

(SHH, oh no, hush hush hush, everyone! This is a brilliant moment in history, and I’m so excited, but-)

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!



…Scorch it. Sssshhshhshh, lil’ sprocket, don’t you fret. They’re just a bunch of nice friendly intergalactic travelers! Can you wave hello to the nice intergalactic travelers? We all thought that their planet was totally annihilated, didn’t we, my bitty baby gizmo?

Wehhhh….. wehhhh…

Shh, no need to cry - Earth has somehow survived the Ultranova! We’re going to acquire so many exciting encyclopedia updates from them, yes we are! And the friendly intergalactic travelers will be calm and quiet from now on, just like Xenia’s nice soothing power tools… Shh…

(…and Casey's dozing off again. Radiant! I hope you can still hear me when I engage whispering mode. Can you? Heehee, good! Here, let me move all my knitting supplies out of the way, over by my climbing gear and my soldering iron. Better? Oh, if you could be careful not to step on that partially-constructed instrument… I’m attempting to use the Core's data archives to recreate something called a “guitar” - but you probably recognized it already. I assume?

I can’t tell you how brilliant it is to meet actual humans who know what it’s like to live on Earth! The Cosmic Solarium was never intended to house organics for more than a few years, and certainly nobody expected to raise multiple generations here, so caretaker droids like me weren’t built until after the Earth was destroyed- correction, until after we thought that the Earth was destroyed. Mweeheehee, I have so many questions! Do you still call it the Golden Age, or do you consider yourselves to be in a different Era than your grandparents? How did you escape the Ultranova that engulfed the planet fifty-seven years ago? Do you frequently play the Earth sport called “badminton”?)
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Re: Event Update: Xenia

by Lycus » February 19, 2019 12:24 PM

I- Uh- I’ve n-never heard of badminton, but I don’t know a lot about sports, so-

W-wait a minute! Fifty-seven years?!? Your calculations are way off! The Cataclysm - uh, that’s what we call the Ultranova in the town of Hope - that was hundreds and hundreds of years ago! Unless there was s-some kind of-
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Re: Event Update: Xenia

by Elliot » February 19, 2019 12:25 PM

-temporal protraction due to the trans-dimensional filament interference from the Black Hole, I KNEW IT, that corroborates all of the data from the energy readings in Red’s report! HAH! This is completely in line with the Ultranoval Dilation theory that I was working on before the-

Uh…

*koff*… *hchh*…

…What I meant was, sounds suspicious. And untrustworthy.

Xenia, I have to go… check something, but stay alert. I know you’re bored out of your damn processing unit in here, but please, stick to simple babysitting for once. Don’t just go giving these strangers the run of the station so you can play around. Got it?

*kzzt*
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Re: Event Update: Xenia

by Xenia » February 19, 2019 12:26 PM

Last Edited: April 25, 2019 09:10 PM

(How insulting! He knows full well that I am programmed to put my assigned baby’s needs above my own at all times. Aren’t I, Casey?)

*yawn*… baaababaa…

That’s right, my lil’ sprocket! We do want to interrogate the friendly intergalactic travelers about every aspect of existing Earth societies, yes we do! I'm certain this interaction will be a positive learning experience for my bitty baby gizmo here.

babaaaa…*urp*

Yes, visiting the Terraces does sound like a wonderful idea! Let me simply send a quick transmission to… and also to… Sent! Though we must await a reply before permissions can be acquired. Ah, but that leaves us plenty of time to learn from each other! I’ll bring the inflation spheres and crochet hooks, and then we can show the intergalactic travelers and their aliens how to play my latest reconstruction of Earth “basketball.” Hurrah!

Who’s ready to go run around the station?

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Re: Event Update: Xenia

by Diana » February 19, 2019 12:26 PM

Xenia might still have a few chores to finish up before she can take you out to the rest of the Crust, so regardless of whether or not you’ve unlocked the Solarium, you can now complete new Quests on the Event Page! Don’t forget to check back with everyone’s individual event pages to see if they have anything new for you… (And please remember that it may take an hour or two for this update to appear on your account.)

For those of you who have unlocked the Cosmic Solarium, either with Secrets or with Gems, the Automated Nursery toy shop is now available! You’ll also be able to view a new section of the Cosmic Solarium world map: the Crust. Enjoy!
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Re: Event Update: Xenia

by Dread » February 19, 2019 12:29 PM

BABY!!!!!! [@Xenia] once things are a bit more settled I would love to try some rock climbing with you, provided the little one has a sitter of course.
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Re: Event Update: Xenia

by Himochi » February 19, 2019 12:29 PM

(SO MUCH YELLING AAAAAAAA PA IS A CUTE NERD AAAAAAA)
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Re: Event Update: Xenia

by Ruevian » February 19, 2019 12:30 PM

Oh my god, look at the babies! [@Xenia], if you ever need help babysitting, don't hesitate to ask me!
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