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Bow down to MASTER! [1/23/17: Kith]

by Hisscale » January 23, 2017 03:55 PM

Last Edited: January 30, 2017 11:37 AM

Click the link to grace your fortunate eyeballs with MASTER's glorious BEAUTY!
https://beta.tatteredweave.com/kith/1034
MASTER thanks you for your time, curious tiny mortal.

(Portrait has been done by Hisscale, MASTER's Grand Vizier.)

Material below is a copy of MASTER's description:

A creature on the verge of embracing the entirety of the Universe.
MASTER is the void that all creatures shall find existence, and a grand reemergence of reality!
Cower you MORTALS!
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{Kith ID #1034 Meaning:]

[#1] for MASTER being number ONE on every scoring positive and reputation bolstering ranking system in existence.

[#0] for MASTER being able to divide by zero and to find infinite power in the preconceived impossibility.

[#3] for MASTER brings attention to an ancient creature called Murphy, who has long been enslaved by MASTER. As a show of foolish rebellion Murphy created a law which imposed the rule,"Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong." on the majority of the surrounding universes. MASTER in retaliation, generously created the idiom,"Third time's a charm." to decrease the severity in which "Murphy's Law," functions and guarantees 99.99% success on any genuine third try when MASTER personalty deems the overall purpose, idea, event etc. worthy of such a blessing.

[#4] for MASTER being kind to give a warning of DEATH upon any creature foolish enough to linger too long in MASTER's personal vicinity.Number Four represents the toes of MASTER, which delight in squishing all opposition of humanity and extraterrestrial entities alike into a nice slimy foot cream. Additionally, in Eastern lands and one notably entitled,"The Land of the Rising Sun,"areas perhaps unknown to the "Tattered Weave" dimension fear the number Four, due it being a symbol of DEATH for the previously stated reason.
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[Diet Meanings:]

MASTER, due to being a perfect creature, only requires the most perfect of foods.
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[Knowledge Meanings:]

MASTER must know everything before all is destroyed. It is simply MASTER's duty to consume all the aspects of the world of current reality so that one day the universe will have the potential to be recreated in MASTER's own perfect image.
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[Toybox Meanings:]

Magnifying Glass--Represents MASTER's astute ability to see the details of every particle of reality.

Jump Rope--Represents MASTER's athletic ability to jump with such force that the planet simply moves away.

Blepper Stickers--Represents MASTER's patriotic pride of being a Blepper, the most naked and pure of all Kith.

Pillow--Represents MASTER's penchant for naps and ability to sleep for days on end outside of the movement of time, an activity recommended to keep MASTER's magnificent mind focused on conquering all.

Baby Doll--Represents MASTER's desire to enslave mankind and the object at hand serves as the perfect practice in which to test out new creative torture methods.

Dollhouse--Represents MASTER's dream of being as huge as a house and to crush the last remaining strands of humanity into nothingness.
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