Event Update: Key CardsPosted on March 14, 2019
B:/ KZzZT!!! Error! Red, your logic is entirely too faulty! These interlopers have our cards because they TOOK them! Who knows what new programs these hackers may have installed? I have seen how frequently their glitchsweeping occurs! Security protocols indicate that unidentified code should not be connected to any ship access panels! ALERT! Arm access revoked! Green, please talk some sense into Red.
G:/ Keycards identified. Scanning... No statistically significant threats to our system found. Security protocols deactiva-
R:/ Arm access granted! :D
G:/ Red, please do not interrupt me. Storage unit access granted.
...Okay, now you may swipe the key cards.
...Processing... What happened here? Where did this mess come from? This is supposed to be the secure backup locker for emergency supplies, but... this damage... Processing... Error... Error!
R:/ It's okay Green, everyone can help us clean it up now! BEEP BEEP! Surely we can ask our friends to distribute supplies, as they already have Administrative access and are part of the temporarily-under-review relief aid from Hope! I can now supply everyone with a large selection of new items in our Core Transmissions shop! Thank the stars!