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"I'd rather claw my bleeding corpse out of here than be near the jabbering mosquito." Atticus replies grumpily, though he is well aware that he is in no position to make demands on how he is transported. "Doesn't anyone teach their artificial intelligence manners?" He tries to cross his arms to dramatically punctuate his point, but the idea of the movement jostles his injure shoulder and awful lot, which is of course followed by a terrible hiss of pain through gritted teeth. Despite his attempts to hide it, Atticus is certainly not invincible. "If I ever see that stupid child again..." He mutters to himself, letting his eyes slide closed to conserve energy.
"Now now, don't get yourselves all into a tizzy." Beetle mimics Turing's calm down gesture right back at him. "This here is a deal, nothing bad on it, just business; the little lady's keeper asked me to deliver her to him as he is currently incapable of walking, moving, breathing properly, not feeling pain, or generally being alive at all right now. Stabbing will do that to a man." Nonchalantly, Beetle shoves some of Query's wires back into her and pockets the device. His coat and general outfit seem to lack pockets, so jury's out on what pocket he puts her in, but she does seem to disappear into the ether. "But if you're offering some of your fancy, buffed up electronics I'd be happy to take them of your hands, chap. Hehehehe you sure you need all your arms and legs?" He's still grinning. "Or anything else, for that matter. I'm always up for a deal. What about you, buggaboo, you want something? I got time up for sale real cheap." He turns to Jay, opening up one side of his jacket to reveal an assortment of counterfeit watches where all the faces are actually just his grinning face. "Or a soul, that's also on the table." He closes the jacket and opens the other side, smiling blankly as a wide array of left shoes all come tumbling out of seemingly nowhere, making a dirty, smelly pile on the forest floor.
"Hmmm?" Beetle eyes Static questioningly. "Did I do what? Take this tiny robot? Yes, that was me. What did you do? Oh wait! No, I know you!" Recognition suddenly floods the masked man's eyes. "You're very mean, you know; posing as an exotic beetle and not actually being an exotic beetle. It's just crude! A mean trick! It's a scam, I tell ya!" He seems personally outraged by the fact that Static supposedly scammed him, but not outraged enough to wipe the grin off his face. "And on that matter-" he looks at Jay, "How dare you accuse me of theft, I've never stolen a thing in my life! Well...Excluding hearts, that is." He winks with two eyes whilst tugging Query out of Turing's reach. "You lot really hurt this dame, didn't you? Why looky here at all the scuffs on her. I suppose someone should take her to her final resting place." Despite talking about a fancy walkman's imminent demise, he is smiling ear to ear, toothy and wide. "Now, I do believe, sir, you'll find I can do whatever I want. Like this, for example." He throws Query in the air about a yard high before fumbling his catch of her, purposefully, so that she almost slips from his fingers on the way down, only being caught by a wire. "Whoops." No remorse.
;//o//; MORTY IS TOOO NICE TOOOO MEEEEEEEEE
I am the Moth, King of Moths! Also known as 'resident royalty' and 'the guy crying in the corner'.
You may refer to me as "your Mothjesty", "Sire", "your Worship", or, simply, Moth. Either way you should refer to me using he/him pronouns and the proper royal greeting.
All moths are my subjects by default, but if anyone wants to join my kingdom, all you must do is ask. My army is currently recruiting, as we are in need of soldiers to fight in the impending Great Squirrel War.
Approach me with topics of cosplay, video games, theatre, and trees, and I will answer with much interest. Is not gay for tree (is really gay for tree). Is not all blushy for a fish girl (you know he c;). Self proclaimed Narrator's #1 fan, but considering how many fans there are of him, it's not too unlikely.
If you're new and you got a wishlist grant from me, it means I was prowling the welcome threads.
I've reached the point where I have more art than profile, so here's an album: Here
Moth Coat of Arms by Himothchi (i luv it)
Moth Kingdom Members:
Ser Laurel Nobilis, Knight of Grace
Knight Lieutenant Umbralumen
Ser Lapin litenkanin
Snek Knight Grand Officer Voldemortimer
the Most Honourable Himothchi, Marquis de Moths
Kochab, Knave of Moths, Master of Mischief and Mayhem
Skeleboy Mafic, the One With the Shovel
Sir Elfy, Knight of Cabbage
Ser Shazzbaa Knight of the Cute
Ser Boo the Incorrigible
Ser Parda, the Nerd
Picture by Schience (Who I love very very much)
Discord 2017 Swap gift from Noxlamenta
"A benevolent and cheerful ruler, usually accompanied by his loyal subjects. What do you mean they're butterflies? No- stop! Ok- same difference, really!!" -Quinineer
"owns many moths, they are good and pure moths. A big fan of the tree people, very good. Has a very nice totally-not-butterflies outfit! Impressive typing skills for a moth. Better than me! 10/10" -TheHeroicOne
"A moth with a keyboard. A very good moth that loves trees and his subjects. Likes theatre quite a bit. Overall, one of the most interesting and kind moths I have ever met." -Pastelion
"A wonderful moth friend and benevolent ruler, who never ceases to bring a smile to my face (along with their subjects). Really loves the Dryads (and therefore has good taste). Sent everyone super sweet Palentine's gifts. 10/10 would befriend again. I just hope they don't get too tired hopping from key to key!" -Himochi
"The coolest Moth King around, beautiful color pallet happening on their avatar rn. Is currently blind I think? also i heard they were gay for tree" -Flowerly
Picture by Ko
Morty is the BEST and keeps drawing cute pictures
Morty is beautiful and lovely and very much loved. I love Morty more than silk.